Suprise! I updated again. Ooh, I'm becoming a blognerd.

Mm, blog. Reminds me of lasagna. Not sure why.

I've got nothing much to relate to you readers today. So um:
Slinger of the Cobalt Ocean is a John Thomas sucking son of a tart whose balls have been glued to his booty. His mother was a world-famous trollop and the greatest old scuppertard I've ever met. His father was a dealer in bullcannon and other various types of barnacle. He is infected with nine different types of STD and is now serving out a sentence for scuppering his mother.

Yeap.

On to the real post! Today, I did absolutely nothing worth comment other than waking up at 6:30 to fish until about 4pm and caught nothing except a runny nose and a couple of weeds. I do love fishing. Maybe I don't. Still, samey old thing.

I've decided that I'm going to become a famous internet weirdo on the internets. To accomplish this feat I need your help. You, go and tell all your friends, your parents, your children, your neices, your nephews, your uncles, your aunts, your grandmothers, your grandfathers, your cousins, your brother's uncle, your uncle's brother, your brother's uncle's brother's grandfather's granddaughter's uncle's brother's great-granddaughter. Once you have done all this, instruct them to do the same.

MAKE ME FAMOUS ON THE INTERNETS!

Buuut you probably won't anytime soon.

I know you evil users of the internet, you'll never do what I say. Ever. Like that time where I asked you to close your eyes for a minute. I bet you didn't. Its time for me to share something personal with the world today. Since a 'blog' is an online 'diary' of sorts where you relate to everyone outside in the world.

I enjoy cooking.

Anyway, I received an excellent tip for writing well on the internets. 'Now listen here, Scienyde, you shalt always remebereth that your audienth are moroneths!'. Its always worked. Thats why I'm writing so well today. I think. Do I? I doubt it. Well, you're reading this so um... HA!

Other stuff I planned to put into this post became watery poo when I reached this far down. I doubt anyone would read an extremely long blog post. If you're all the way down here. I love you.



:: 7:21 PM