Barrump! Second post of this blog. I'm sure it will be a good one.


I have decided todays blog-post topic for myself. It will revolve around the stupidity and lack of English skills of today's children. I myself, am quite literate in chatspeak. I understand the following hard to understand words:
kulcltr
mefg
b2m
2fh

They are all _real_ words. I swear. Real as defined by existing. The point is, everyone speaks everything badly at some point. Growing up in Singapore, with technology, using a keyboard all the way. I sort of have this piss-poor penmanship. Still, my typing speed is faster than my speaking. I'm sort of a techno-dramatist. That means... something. Or something else.

For what I did today, as what most people blog about... I went to break into peoples blogs in the morning, went out fishing at Kranji Reservoir. Caught a >>CLAM<<. I think the sucker had his mouth open for food, and when my hook (I was using a small lure. The effective kind) landed on his mouth, he closed it and got dragged along. Its about 4-5ish cm at longest. Novelty catch of the month. Pretty much all I caught. Singapore sucks for fishing.

If I'm pretty sure I have readers, I'll start posting regularly. For now, I'm just posting every day for five successive days to see if I'm able to get anywhere.

EDIT: Because some soddy bastard thinks I'm discriminating against the illiterate, I've deleted part of my post and highlighted something else that was there that the old fool didn't see.



:: 6:29 PM